The morning air had promise to cool down my house, it was after all 70 degrees outside and my house had already warmed up to a cozy 77. So what do I do to cool it down?
"Open the windows," you reply to me.
But NAY I say to you, "NAY!" My windows do not open! They are big and beautifully double paned and they DO NOT OPEN! So I open my front door and back door to get a cross breeze going. Whilst doing this I have forgotten (because the winter makes you forget such things) that my mortal enemy lies in wait just outside my back door.
They creep into the house while I am busy doing laundry, wiping butts, and watching Hell's Kitchen.
When night comes I again am expecting the house to cool down. This time however, I have opened bedroom windows, after all I am in my bedroom now. The enemy waits for me to get comfortable in my bed. It knows that I will soon be too hot to throw the sheets over my body, therefore leaving my vulnerable skin uncovered.
I imagine them sinking their little poky noses into my toes while I'm sleeping. These thoughts do not help me fall asleep any faster.
I wish I had the money to get myself a mosquito net to put around my bed... I could make it look classy.
Now I'm really freaked out because when I google searched pictures I found this!!!
Maybe I should get one of these?
I can feel them on me... even when I know they're not there... I truly hate mosquitoes. Do you think Mr. R would be upset if I put mosquito repellent on before I go to bed?
2 comments:
Ewwwwwwwww! Yucky!!! I was bit by a deer fly last week and THAT was infinitely worse than a mosquito. My whole hand swelled up!
Can't say I've ever been bitten by a deer fly, that would really suck! I just hate mosquitoes and the idea of a bug being there when I can't see/feel/hear it and taking my blood... I would even say I have an unhealthy hate of the little buggers.
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