They call it "Better than _______________" cake. 99.9% of the time I've heard it referred to as "Better Than Sex Cake". I mean look at this cake. Do you honestly think it's better than that?
Maybe it's better than, baseball, laundry (any chores really), school, Hershey's Chocolate (which resembles brown plastic), looking for a parking space, homework, a sharp stick in the eye, THIS, moving across the country with a dog, and a bad haircut. But sex? Really?
I mean honestly, you can dress it up with a fancy camera and make it look as fancy as you want to. But is fatty sweetened condensed milk, processed box cake, and whip cream really going to be better?
I suppose when you boil away the idiosyncrasies of the cake you have to come to the conclusion that:
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That stuff IS the devil---I looooooove it so much!
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